Mr. Persuasion: Good morning people, I am so glad to be here! I have been asked to give you a little history on myself and answer a few questions so I am at your disposal. I do not mind, as I always like to talk about myself. Seriously, as you know my name is Mr. Persuasion. I have been around like FOREVER! Yes! I have met the Queen and King, and many presidents throughout history. I want to make it perfectly clear, I do not just associate with the ones in high places. I have been known to do some pro bono for the little people. They are always ready and willing to hop on the train if you know what I mean. (Wink… Wink…)
I am ready for the first question. There, you… in the front row, the young woman with the nice blue dress. Hey, everyone look at her blue dress! Let’s give her a hand. Take a bow sweetie! OK… OK… we are in agreement. This is one hot gal… Calm down! What is your question there pretty lady?
Lady in Blue Dress: Mr. Persuasion!
Mr. Persuasion: Honey, please just call me, Sed!
Lady in Blue Dress: Oh! OK Sed! Where did you get that name Per… I mean Sed?
Mr. Persuasion: Sed is short for Seduction of course. This is one of my many talents. Let me tell you, I have been around the block a few times and I seduce like no other. You may remember some of my work. Does Victoria Secret and McDonald’s commercials ring some bells? Little lady, I will have you eating a Big Mac while sporting the lingerie in no time.
Lady in Blue Dress: Sed, how do you get people to follow you? I just cannot see how watching a quick commercial will do it.
Mr. Persuasion: It is not that hard really. First, I have to show some passion. I love to seduce people. I put on some charm, make them laugh, make them feel good about themselves, and BAM it is done! I have them in my strong, capable, hands in no time. Power of suggestion is one of my strongest tools!.
Did you really think I liked your blue dress? Honey you were sadly mistaken.. Look people, let’s be honest! Did you really like her blue dress? It is rather drab and kind of out of date.
Grumbling People: It is rather drab..poor thing..the color does not look good on her at all..
Mr. Persuasion: Sorry honey…just doing my job!
OK next question. You guy with the striped tie and pimple on his nose. Man… that is one big bump bro! Hey, people look at this molehill on this guy’s nose.
Grumbling People: Do you see that? That is one big bump! Yea, it looks awful. It is disgusting to say the least.
Mr. Persuasion: OK people save it for later! So dude what is your question?
Guy with a pimple: Do you think that the way we are taught as children influence our thoughts and ideas, thus keeping us from changing?
Mr. Persuasion: Hey, I am working on that one. Some people are like stone walls and will not be moved. Some are coming around. It just depends on the issues at the time. Until it affects them directly, they are usually not moving. Let me give you a couple examples. There are presidential campaigns, health alerts, and economic strategies working the people all the time. My job is to get people to think a certain way. It just depends on who has the power.
Now some that have less power can come together for change but my price is a little higher if you know what I mean. I will use the same tactics most of the time. I have been known to switch it up a bit. I throw in a little confusion, some bad PR, a few negative comments, and it unfolds before my eyes. This is a picture of a perfect disgruntled society. This throws everyone in a state of confusion. Then I just run in with my ideas. They are most vulnerable in the midst of confusion. Have you seen all the ads and commercials? I have had a hand in every one! I have more strategies up my sleeves than you can imagine. Lady in the wheelchair, go ahead, what is your question?
Lady In the wheel Chair: I know you have done a lot of work for the good of disabilities reform, equal rights, and many other needed social reform issues. Without you Mr. Persuasion, I think our world would still be the same. I just wanted to say thank you. No question at this time.
Mr. Persuasion: Wow! I am choking up here. It was my pleasure. Sometimes I can do well. It just depends on whom I am working with at the time and who is willing to step out of their comfort zones. My job is not that easy, as you know. It took me forever on one project you may remember. SLAVERY! Then Mr. King and I spent many a nights working on his speech. Thank you for some good reminders though. It is not all bad. You are welcome!
Mr. Persuasion: I have time for one last question so make it good. I have some propaganda to get working on. Hey, you know it cannot be all good. I play both sides of the fence. That is my job. My motto is this, “All for the love of moving forward, good or bad.” Hey, you in the back holding up the wall. Yes you the guy in the back.
The Guy in the Back: I have several problems with you and I have been waiting a long time to get this off my chest. Why are you putting thoughts in people’s head and pitting all of us against each other? Yes, you have done some good things, but times are rough, we need to start supporting each other.
Mr. Persuasion: If you are referring to the recent events where I may have set a couple of things in motion such as the news media thing, fueling some fires, and recent rallies, well, I may have had a little hand in that. You see guy in the back, that is what I do!
The Guy in the Back: I just want to know one thing. When are you are going to stop spouting negative stuff? Let’s start talking about getting along, supporting positive change, and planting some good thoughts in the minds of the people. It is time to lift people’s spirits up! Only you Mr. Persuasion, have the power to do this!
Mr. Persuasion: I can work on this. Give me your name and we can do lunch. Nice hair cut by the way. I loved your speech. Hey make an appointment with my people and we will sit down and discuss this at length. New presidential race coming up..lots to do..people to see!.